The Game of Thrones Guide to Grooming: Jon Snow

As riveting as HBO’s "Game of Thrones" is, it isn’t exactly glamorous. From the Haunted Forest to Castle Black, whether you’re a lord in your manor or a wilding beyond the wall, it’s a hardscrabble existence. These brutal times call for the most rugged and the most refined grooming supplies. That's why we’ll be following along with the action and recommending solutions to those who need it most. (Not a fan of the show? You should be. Catch up here.)

Today’s Game of Thrones unsolicited upgrade advice goes to...

Jon Snow, Sworn Brother of the Night’s Watch

Now stationed at the Wall along the border of the Seven Kingdoms, the illegitimate son of Lord Eddard Stark has it pretty rough. It’s a joyless existence especially for the kind of man who “never met a girl he like[d] better than his own hair.” Now that Jon Snow spends his days trudging through drifts of his own namesake, we recommend Kiehl’s Cross-Terrain UV Face Protector SPF 50, ideal for the most extreme weather conditions. While it won’t soothe the pain of his lifetime vow (or sentence, as it were), this wax-based, unscented sunblock—water-, sweat-, and wind-proof—will keep the glare from scorching his skin. Oh, and some Anthony Logistics® for Men Natural Lip Balm for those long and gusty nights keeping watch would probably help. Now if there was only a repellant for Wildings and White Walkers that he could apply. Or at least a balm for his troubled spirits.

Check out the rest of our Game of Thrones Grooming Guides here.

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