The Power Broker’s Grooming Routine

Savoring the finer (and more time-consuming) grooming rituals is a benefit of being a big-shot executive. Expensive haircuts, classic straight-razor shaves, leisurely trips to the sauna after racquetball—these are the rewards for clawing your way to the top. But some days you just don’t have the time to savor the spoils of being the boss. Time is money, after all. You need a speedy, multitasking, and hardworking grooming regimen that finishes fast so you can get back to watching the market, or, you know, your grueling schedule of pre-noon Scotch breaks, corner-office putting practice, and barking the words “buy,” “sell,” and “you’re fired” into a telephone receiver. So here it is: the ultimate routine for the Gordon Gekkos and Jack Donaghys of the world.

A Streamlined Rainfall Shower

Remember the days at summer camp when all you needed was a single bar of soap? Of course you don’t—you’re a city boy who’s been wearing banker collars and suspenders since you learned to walk. Well, June Jacobs for Men is the grown-up and super-luxe version of that single bar soap. The 3-in-1 Cleanser works on your body, face, and hair. Plus, with generous amounts of goji berry, pomegranate, and green tea extract, this formula will protect your skin from the opening to the closing bell.

A Quick Shave in the Tennis Club Locker Room

Your driver can wait all day, but stockholders can get a little antsy. The quickest way to shave is to cut out pre-shave oil, aftershave balm, and bulky cream altogether. TORO Shave Oil combines all three in one. Just massage two to three pumps into your stubble to raise hairs and enjoy a close and speedy whisker removal. Once you rinse, you’re good to go. Thanks to loads of vitamins C and E in the oil, there’s no need for an aftershave.

Town Car Backseat Blemish Control

The future of the company is on your shoulders. All that stress can lead to acne, and while the long-term solution is all about exfoliating and cleansing, you need a short-term answer so you look clean and crispy in front of the board. Get a quick fix with EVOLUTIONMAN's Conceal & Treat, which features moisturizing beeswax, cleansing salicylic acid, and just a little color to mask stress-induced blemishes.

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