The Dude, a simple man with a passion for bowling and weed, has been confused with a millionaire of the same name. And that’s a problem for the Dude. The “big” Lebowski’s trophy wife reportedly owes money all over town, and in a case of mistaken identity, the Dude receives a visit from some goons. They rough him up, and pee on his rug…and that rug really tied the room together, did it not? Alas, that’s not the end of The Dude’s troubles. In this clip, a different set of thugs interrupts his attempt to relax.
If The Dude teaches us anything here, it’s the importance of staying clean and calm—even when hit men come for you with a marmot and cricket bat in tow. Let’s be honest: there’s a good chance The Dude finished his bath.