While the idea is fun in theory (pizza all day, every day!) we are relieved that pizza king Dan Janssen—who has diabetes, no less—acknowledges he might have a problem. In this video, he squirms while having to eat pizza with vegetable toppings—and at the encouragement of his fiancée, sees a therapist to discuss his overall dietary aversions.
"I don't want to change the things that he likes," his fiancée says to the camera, before turning to Dan: "But, I would like you to be a little healthier."
"We're all gonna die," says Janssen, unsure that he actually wants the help. "I'm gonna die with pizza in my stomach. It's gonna be good."