New Featured Box Lets You “Grow” a Beard Instantly

Growing a beard is an undertaking not to be taken lightly. It demands patience, persistence, and a pretty high itch threshold. Until now: Today, we announced a featured box enabling even the most barefaced of men to debut his own wild and wooly beard in mere moments.

How did we do it, you ask? Called the “Mail-Order Beard” Box, this exclusive kit contains everything you need to perform an at-home beard transplant:

Mail-Order Beard Box

Facial Epoxy: An adhesive so high-hold, you couldn’t shave if you tried

Beard Weave: An easy-to-apply wonder with an adjustable trim and a natural shine

Bag o’ Whiskers: Handcut fillers to ensure that your mane is bushy, never patchy

Comb-In Dye: A highly potent chemical blend to keep your scruff looking natural

Beard Comb: A pocket-sized tool to train your new bristles as if they were your own

Sound shockingly easy? It is. The bearded-to-be need only slather on some adhesive and slap on the beard. Extra whiskers are provided for filling in areas where beard meets skin, and a comb and dye will help you complete the look.

Ready to meet your future facial mane? It’s but one click away.

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