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Reddit’s Hilarious “Shower Thoughts” are Even Funnier When Read by Nick Offerman

We're getting our end-of-the-week yuks watching Hollywood's leading mustache lend his signature gravelly flourish to these profound internet ponderings.

Why yes, it is curious that "my right elbow has never been touched by my right hand"... and it is absolutely true that, "if two people on opposite sides of the world each drop a piece of bread, the earth briefly becomes a sandwich." Here are a few more of our favorites, and better yet, some of the most funny ones narrated by Nick Offerman—who makes them even funnier.

"When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow."

"Rap songs that reference dollar values won't adjust for inflation and the references will sound cheaper over time."

"Mars...is populated entirely by robots!"

"I wonder if there are any times on the clock that I have never seen."

"what are snails even trying to do"

Check out the most popular Shower Thoughts here.

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