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Before moisturizing, get a deep clean in the shower with Jock Soap Bloody Orange Body Bar.

Guythority by Jock Soap Tall Drink Body Hydrator

$22.00 Ships Free
16 oz

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$22.00

Birchbox Breakdown

Skin gets thirsty too, and this body moisturizer is the equivalent of an epidermal power smoothie. With natural ingredients and fruit extracts that prevent dryness and give your skin a healthful boost, it’s no surprise this fragrance-free formula snagged Men’s Health’s grooming award for “Best Moisturizer” in 2010.

How to Use

After a shower, rub a generous amount all over your body. Applying onto slightly damp skin makes sure the cream sinks in and stays in.

AQUA (WATER/EAU), BUTYROSPERMUM PARKII (SHEA BUTTER), SODIUM STEARATE, CARTHAMUS TINCTORIUS (HYBRID SAFFLOWER) SEED OIL, CETYL ALCOHOL, ISOPROPYL PALMITATE, STEARYL ALCOHOL, CERTIFIED ORGANIC ALOE BARBADENSIS LEAF JUICE, ACER SACCHARUM (SUGAR MAPLE), CITRUS AURANTIUM DULCIS (ORANGE), CITRUS MEDICA LIMONUM (LEMON), SACCHARUM OFFICINARUM (SUGAR CANE), VACCINIUM MYRTILLUS (BILBERRY), ANANAS SATIVUS (PINEAPPLE) FRUIT, ECHINACEA PURPUREA (CONEFLOWER), GINKGO BILOBA, GLYCINE SOJA (SOYBEAN), MUSA SPIENTUM (BANANA) FRUIT, ORYZA SATIVA (RICE) BRAN, PANAX GINSENG ROOT, PASSIFLORA INCARNATA (PASSIONFLOWER) FRUIT, POLLEN, PSIDIUM GUAJAVA FRUIT, SPIRULINA MAXIMA EXTRACT, VITIS VINIFERA (GRAPE) SEED EXTRACT, TOCOPHERYL (VITAMIN E) ACETATE, CHOLECALCIFEROL (VITAMIN D), RETINYL (VITAMIN A) PALMITATE, GLYCERYL STEARATE, DIMETHICONE, GLYCERIN, PHENOXYETHANOL, POTASSIUM SORBATE, SODIUM HYDROXYMETHYLGLYCINATE, CITRIC ACID, DISODIUM EDTA, ZEA MAYS (CORN) OIL.

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Absorbs quickly! Perfect for mornings and at the gym.
Purchased

I know, I know: You're supposed to lotion up after a shower (especially those of us in our >>cough, cough<< mid-thirties). There are a lot of lotions on the market geared toward men, but they all seem to have the same issue: they take eons to absorb.

I ended up buying Tall Drink Body Hydrator after receiving a sample in my monthly box. As with many trial-sized samples, I put this in the dopp kit I take to the gym. Upon using it for the first time, I knew this lotion was a winner. You squirt it out of the bottle, you put it on, and boom! It absorbs before you know it (this is a big deal if you workout during your lunch hour). I also like that it's unscented and doesn't conflict with whatever cologne I'm wearing.

The price is a great value (the bottle has a lasted a while) and, althought it absorbs at light speed, it really does moisturize. (A true test of any lotion is how well it works during the winter, when our skin is at its driest. Tall Drink kept me from being ashy, even during the Polar Vortex!)

I wish more products did their job without getting in the way of my schedule like Tall Drink: It does what the label says it will do.

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Cant recall

I cant completely recall receiving this item but if it's the one I'm thinking of I didn't like the scent of it. It was hydrating, but scent would keep me from buying.

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Great
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Great moisturizer. Nice big bottle, absorbs quickly, no scent. I'd definitely buy this again. Also, one of the least expensive options on this site.

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Great standard moisterizer
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Had this in a sample a couple months ago and really liked it. Has a great subtle scent to it. I don't use this as a face moisturizer, but it works great as a body moisturizer. The size of product and price are great value, so I'd highly recommend it for anyone looking for a good standard moisturizer!

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Man lotion
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I like to call this stuff man lotion because that's exactly what it is, no smell and its thick enough to get a nice coat on your skin with a small amount. Best to use when you step out the shower and your body is a little damp...great product

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