Guythority by Jock Soap Tall Drink Body Hydrator

Skin gets thirsty too, and this body moisturizer is the equivalent of an epidermal power smoothie. With natural ingredients and fruit extracts that prevent dryness and give your skin a healthful boost, it’s no surprise this fragrance-free formula snagged Men’s Health’s grooming award for “Best Moisturizer” in 2010.

Guythority by Jock Soap Tall Drink Body Hydrator
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Absorbs quickly! Perfect for mornings and at the gym.
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I know, I know: You're supposed to lotion up after a shower (especially those of us in our >>cough, cough<< mid-thirties). There are a lot of lotions on the market geared toward men, but they all seem to have the same issue: they take eons to absorb.

I ended up buying Tall Drink Body Hydrator after receiving a sample in my monthly box. As with many trial-sized samples, I put this in the dopp kit I take to the gym. Upon using it for the first time, I knew this lotion was a winner. You squirt it out of the bottle, you put it on, and boom! It absorbs before you know it (this is a big deal if you workout during your lunch hour). I also like that it's unscented and doesn't conflict with whatever cologne I'm wearing.

The price is a great value (the bottle has a lasted a while) and, althought it absorbs at light speed, it really does moisturize. (A true test of any lotion is how well it works during the winter, when our skin is at its driest. Tall Drink kept me from being ashy, even during the Polar Vortex!)

I wish more products did their job without getting in the way of my schedule like Tall Drink: It does what the label says it will do.

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Great
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Great moisturizer. Nice big bottle, absorbs quickly, no scent. I'd definitely buy this again. Also, one of the least expensive options on this site.

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Man lotion
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I like to call this stuff man lotion because that's exactly what it is, no smell and its thick enough to get a nice coat on your skin with a small amount. Best to use when you step out the shower and your body is a little damp...great product

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Instant Fave
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My daily go-to moisturizer is Kiehl's Original Musk Body Lotion, but I am frequently required to show up "fragrance neutral," and Kiehl's discontinued the unscented version of their product, and while I love their Creme de Corps, I was blown away by Tall Drink. It is exactly the weight and moisture balance I like best, feels fantastic after my shower and is absolutely fragrance free. This is one of those monthly box samples that lasted long enough for me to really fall in love with.

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Not oily -- it's great

I really hate lotions that leave me feeling slick. This product is great. It stops my dry skin from flaking but doesn't leave a shine or an oil slick.

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Great product

All I can say is I am not a fan of hydration products because they tend to lube you up and dry you out. However, I will be purchasing a full size! Well made hydrator !

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Chang of Heart

I initial wrote a review and said that this product had a funky smell but worked well as a lotion. I just wanted to revise my review and say that I no longer feel the same way and the smell has rather grown on me as well. Will be buying the full size version as it moisturizes extremely well.

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No scent, moist skin
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This is a great product for this time of year. My skin tends to get dry over the winter months, and using this product the last two weeks immediately after showering has really made a difference in the way my skin feels. Most of the time these body moisturizers tend to be absorbed and you don't feel a difference, but with this one I can still tell it's working hours later. I also like that it doesn't have a smell, as I tend to put on cologne.

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Great standard moisterizer
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Had this in a sample a couple months ago and really liked it. Has a great subtle scent to it. I don't use this as a face moisturizer, but it works great as a body moisturizer. The size of product and price are great value, so I'd highly recommend it for anyone looking for a good standard moisturizer!

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I like it.

Wasn't ever much a "hydrator", but I like this. I notice a difference in my skin. Do not notice a musky smell others have reviewed.

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