I thought it was customary to punch guys in the face if they didn't wear socks (unless you're wearing sandals, of course, then it's the complete opposite). Now it seems there's a need to wear socks, but don't let anyone know you're wearing socks?
Not only is the whole idea effeminate, but they sent me baby blue and purple. At first, I was sure I got my wife's birchbox by mistake.
She is very appreciative of them, btw.