So, organic oils, awesome. Since it seems to pride itself on coconut oil, I'm assuming something creamy and emulsified, since coconut oil is solid at room temperature. Imagine my surprise when a fluid thinner than simple syrup comes wailing out of the sample bottle I unfortunately tipped much too far in my expectation of something viscous.
I've now got a handful of stale lavender and almost-rancid coconut smell. Sickly sweet, too much, and I'm trying to decide whether I keep showering, or just go back to bed and assume the day is a wash. I toughed it out, and it lathered up ok, but that just-off coconut scent lingered on my skin all day. I threw out the rest of the sample.
TL;DR - unfortunately thin consistency, smells like a grandma at the beach.