I know, I know: You're supposed to lotion up after a shower (especially those of us in our >>cough, cough<< mid-thirties). There are a lot of lotions on the market geared toward men, but they all seem to have the same issue: they take eons to absorb.
I ended up buying Tall Drink Body Hydrator after receiving a sample in my monthly box. As with many trial-sized samples, I put this in the dopp kit I take to the gym. Upon using it for the first time, I knew this lotion was a winner. You squirt it out of the bottle, you put it on, and boom! It absorbs before you know it (this is a big deal if you workout during your lunch hour). I also like that it's unscented and doesn't conflict with whatever cologne I'm wearing.
The price is a great value (the bottle has a lasted a while) and, althought it absorbs at light speed, it really does moisturize. (A true test of any lotion is how well it works during the winter, when our skin is at its driest. Tall Drink kept me from being ashy, even during the Polar Vortex!)
I wish more products did their job without getting in the way of my schedule like Tall Drink: It does what the label says it will do.