I put a minimal amount of this one, and it smelled like I took a bath in my grandmother's perfume. The scent itself - an hour later and after scrubbing my wrists and neck - is probably decent, but this is SOOOO overpowering that it's just gross.
I put it on for a special occasion tonight and it's just horrible. I can't get it off. I'm trapped in this cloud of Sunday morning old lady brunch stench.
It probably could be nice, but it is so darn overpowering I'm too distraught to tell.
And, my hands started burning when I washed it off. Still burning. And my special occasion date with my husband isn't too romantic anymore given that I smell like his grandmother.
They lie. It IS a perfume. Even if it's some kind of crafty formula, has an asterisk after it "technically" isn't a perfume, it SO is.
I wish I'd paid closer attention to the bad reviews.