I love this stuff. For one, it smells like the white candy hearts. You know, those conversation hearts? I love those things and white is my favorite color. Also, it prevents me from getting burnt and I keep my tan for a long period of time.
"Did you go tanning, Gatesy?"
"No, bros. I went to South Beach 2 months ago but still have some color because I use dope products on my skin. Figure it out!"