Birchbox Man Short List: March 9

Consider the Lobstersexual via Down East

It's Maine's take on the lumbersexual. There's officially a label for everything.

Vince Vaughn and Co-stars Pose for Idiotic Stock Photos You Can Have for Free via AdWeek

We foresee many inspirational "teamwork" posters being printed from some of these gems.

How to Tell if You're Being a Crank on the Internet, and How to Stop via Deadspin

Please, please stop.

Ford Caters to Changing Mobility Needs with Electric Bikes via PSFK

Don't confuse them with mopedsthese pedaled bikes have sensors that keep you safer in traffic.

The Weird Science of Naming New Products via NY Times

Here's why some companies pay up to $75,000 to find the perfect name.

Illustration via Down East